Should you feel engulfed by the tenebrous

Don't you find it heartening, she asked me, that a shop called Body Stimulants should be right next door to the only funeral parlour on King Street? Should you feel engulfed by the tenebrous while making funeral arrangements for a relative yet to be deceased, you can easily slip next door to get the fluids flowing again; should you feel overwhelmed by sensations while being massaged or having your cuticles seen to one after the other, you can always press afterwards into the dark marble portal of the funeral parlour to choose the one casket that will ease, with plush, your pulsing finger ends.